Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Early Blonde Waits For The Train


On Sunday 29th October Derry played Sligo in the cup and the supporters club were out in full force.

For Paddy it was an early start as he forgot to put his clock back and was at Connolly Station at 6.45.

After me and Ronan arrived we had some friendly banter with some Sligo fans then we were on our way. Darren got on the train at Maynooth and then the drinking started. The 3 hours on the train went by quickly and we soon arrived in Sligo. The Sligo fans that got the train give us some tips on what bars to go to and we were on our way.

Walking up the street we were pointed to a back door of a bar and on entering found a group of people who were out all night. So we decided to join the party.

At 12 o'clock the fans from Derry started arriving by the bus loads and the atmosphere started to build. We arranged to meet up with the rest of the supporters club and we headed to the hotel they were staying at were we got a bite to eat and a pint. When Gary had got his fill of making jokes about Paddy and his early start we heading back to the bar and meet with the rest of the Derry fans.

The match was an entertaining affair with Derry having the better of the second half but the state of the pitch didn't allow them to pass the ball with ease. The crowd was in full voice for the full 90 minutes and if Sligo had allowed then we could have had another 100 supporters easy with the room still to move freely.

After the match me an Ronan headed for the train where we met Paddy sitting waiting (again). Darren soon joined us and with Ronan eating is 12th bag of crisps for the day we were on our way back to Dublin.

Of course we still had time for one more joke and Ronan was the victim. As we were all nearly sleeping the train stopped at Carrick on Shannon. I woke Ronan and told him that we were a Connolly and to get off. So Ronan started to walk out the door and was outside before we called him back. Confused he sat down and fell asleep as the hangovers started kicking in

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Gary "Big Daddy" White Profile
















This week we are doing an exclusive profile on Gary "Big Daddy" White A.K.A The Luv Doctor. All the female fans of the Dublin SC have been desparately wanting to know about the big man hmiself - so here it is folks - the truth - the whole truth - and nothing but lies.

Famous words from the man himself:
Sitting in Ryans Pub, the bar tender has yet to switch it over to the match, Gary White walks in and Morph say "Gary, Bad news" to which Gary replies "What, they've ran out of food".

Photo's of the great man - exclusice pappazarri shots - who ate all the panini's.

Question Time with Gary White:
1. Who is your hero

Gary: Homer Simpson or Dale Winton, I can't decide
2. Favourite all time sandwich
Gary: I haven't invented it yet
3. What do you do befoe you go to bed at night?
Gary: As you lads, I have a sensitive bum so I add Johnson Baby talc powder to it every night - and I sleep like a baby
4. Female fans - is it a problem
Gary: Yes - they don't tackle me enough
5. The pros and cons of being Gary White
Gary - I'm a Derry Man and I'm Gary White, there's no pro's or con's to that
6. Is the pappazarri an issue?
Gary - I've never noticed, but people are following me for no reason
7. After Paris where is the Gary White convoy going to travel too?
Gary - Bundoran on the Gary White Appreciation Society Booze Up
8. What do you see as the real Gary White?
Gary - I see ku-fing fighting (over my beer gut) as the way forward
9. Hotdogs or burgers? the naked truth
Gary - see phot for answer - stop asking stupid questions. Mustard, hmmmmmmm
10. If you had no other choice - who would you tackle, Dot Cotton (Eastenders) or Blanche (Coration Street)
Gary - well a threesome with them two sexy birds would be magestic, but I can't see myself being that lucky - c'mon guys, like it would be easier to get struck by lighteninig